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[Battle Hart]

After Jason Hart and Damian's match comes to an end Primetime goes to commerical break. The show returns from commercial and Mason Black is seen standing in the ring that is now set up for an episode of Battle's Hart. He looks a little pale and goes about his business.

Mason: Ladies and gentleman, please welcome...YOUR NEW! UNDISPUTED CHAMPION....BATTLE HART!!!

Call to Action hits the PA and Battle walks out from behind the curtains holding his title high above his head with both hands. The boos are deafening. Hart smiles a grim smile. Battle slowly walks up the steps and enters the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring, looks around and raises the title once more high for all to see. Mason hands Battle a mic and the bragging begins.

Battle Hart: At Fall Brawl three I did exactly what I so confidently and proudly said that I was going to do. I cashed in my contract in a case. I stood in this ring with Dice Guerra and "God's son" himself and I reigned VICTORIOUS!!!...I squeezed the very breath from Cody Storm's selfish carcass and he had no choice but to submit to the black book and the black cross bandits! All of you who I formerly refered to as sinners? You have been saved! Me holding up this prized piece of gold signifies that salvation is real and we my people, we are saved! This title is not just for me. It's for Collin Skyfire, it's for the black book and it's for all of you! My followers!

A heavy group of boos pour out and Battle smiles, knowing that he's just being cocky.

Battle Hart: Say hello to Collin everyone, he's up in the booth.

Hart points up to the booth and the cameras show Skyfire high above the crowd. He too gets an unpleasant reception.

Battle Hart: There was no "light show" in Baltimore. In fact everything was well...black!...I really love this time. I have a record five victories over Cody Storm now, isn't that impressive? I have beaten "God's son" five whole times! Hey God, I think you should keep your kid indoors, because when he plays with the big boys he tends to get hurt. I'm sure Cody is in John Jamison's office right now asking, better yet begging on two knees before that old man for another title shot. Do I think he deserves another shot? Nope. Why should he? I proved my dominance over Cody Storm at Bloodbath where I returned to GWA just to Battlebomb him into a coma. After that we fought at King of the Ring where I became the crowned champion and defended my title against him and that fired piece of garbage Danny Jackpot. In fact I never lost my Undisputed championship, so really Cody Storm stole this from me in the first place, but look at it now. This beautiful belt is back in good hands. The right hands. When I walked into that stadium in Baltimore Maryland I knew that I had it in the bag. Speaking of bag. I think I've got something here.

Hart takes a break from the mic and picks up a burlap sack that had been resting at the base of the black cross leaning in the turnbuckle. Battle unties the sack and throws it back to the canvas. He holds his arm extended outward and the Jewish Star of David glistens in the bright lights.

Battle Hart: Judaism. If you don't know what that is, it's not important. Just know that it's a set of practices, religious practices based on The Torah and the Talmud. Now if you are like me you don't care about Judaism, or this stupid star...but Cody Storm does. Cody, The Torah...The Talmud...they are pointless. In fact I've never even heard work from them and I don't care to, ever. The black book is what you need to convert to Cody Storm. I beat you fair and square at Fall Brawl, so I think you owe it to me. Forget all of that rubish that you have been taught throughout your pathetic little life and convert. Repent while you still have a very small outlet Cody Storm. You have the tag titles, so you are not completely dormant. You have a very small spark of life in you Cody, after all you are "The Phenomenon". You know what else is an interesting phenomenon?

Battle gets a wicked smile and winks to Collin up in the booth. He pulls a black lighter from his pocket and strikes it so that the flame glows a vibrant blue flame.

Battle Hart: Fire!

Battle dangles the star of David over the lighter and is just about to melt the sacred star on national television when not Cody's, but Dice's theme hits the speakers!

[Dice]

"Stop the music!"

~Dice's theme shuts off as he begins to walk out the back with a mic in hand.~

"You know Battle I have sat in the back week after week listening to you bash all religions claiming they are wrong and unjust when the irony in the matter is your so called religion is built on nothing corruption and sins. "

~Dice starts walking down to the ring while continuing his rant on the religion.~

"You try to force people to convert to your religion when that its self is a sin. People convert by choice not because you can brainwash them into believing if they convert to your religion they will become stronger than they ever were. And I guess you assume since you beat the so called "Son Of God" Cody Storm for the title you have that belief that your religion has awarded you. "

~Dice slides into the ring where Battle is standing and starts to approach him.~

"If we put it into terms of Christianity, if Cody is the Son Of God, which he is not, but if he is then you are in for a world of trouble. When Jesus was murdered on the cross in Jerusalem God cursed the land to punish the people of that land. So why do you think even to this day that Jerusalem has been in war with nearly every surrounding nation. So lets put it into terms you'll probably understand. You have gained the belt by which I am confident you believe it is work through your religion. You will see it as a curse when I approach you and crush your religion and take your crown."

~Dice stands toe to toe staring directly into the eyes of Battle Hart~

"I may not be the son of God but I am a child of God. I am here to relinquish your religion and take away what you cherish so much. I will purify this world of your religion."

[Battle Hart]

*This is a joint promo made by Ruben and I*


The tension between Dice and Battle could be cut with a knife. Each man is ready to go at it right there in the squared circle when suddenly "For the love of the game" hits the PA system! Primetime's fans pop loudly for their favorite chubby general manager, John Jamison. Jamison comes out smiling from ear to ear with a mic in his hand.

John Jamsion: Ok sound germs, cut the music, cut the music! Wow, what a prediciment we have here? If both of you ladies would please take a step back from eachohter, take a deep breath and RELAX then maybe we can figure something out here?

Dice and Battle glare at eachother in disgust, then turn their attention towards double J.

John Jamison: Alright. Good. Now that sasquatch and Dice are paying attention to me...I have an announcement to make! Battle, you will be defending your undisputed championship at November to remember. We need to find the perfect number one contender. Dice, you are definetely in contension...if Laury Saikkonen beats Battle Hart tonight, he too will be in contension. But there's one more man. A man that may deserve to be number one contender more than both of the others. The winner of GWA's first ever 8 man battle royal at fall brawl!! This man!!

Jamison dances around, making a fool of himself as the man he is speaking of is about to be revealed...

Ruben Rashard comes out as his theme hits the speakers. He comes out with a big smile on his face as if nothing can break it. He asks Double J for the mic and he gives it to him. He puts it to his to speak.

Ruben Rashard: Guys guys guys, have you forgotten about me? Coming out of Fall Brawl, getting the biggest win of my career. Winning a 8 man battle royal is hard man. Battle I don't even think you can do it. Your too fat to even attempt it. And Dice, what have you done lately? Nothing really impressive. Ok, you may have beaten me to get that title shot at fall frawl but did anyone really think Dice would win?

Ruben looks around at the crowd for their answer.

Ruben Rashard: No I didn't think so. Anyways look I'm a very busy person so I'll keep this short. Mr. Jamison, lets make this a TLC 4 way for the title. I think the crowd would love that. What do you say Double J?

John seems a little taken back from Ruben's request of a TLC match, as that was not what he had in mind at all.

John Jamison: TLC?! a tender loving care match? What? Ruben Rashard, keep this rated R not XXX!!

The fans in the arena laugh and Ruben throws his hands up, laughing at/with Jamison.

John Jamison: Let me think. Tables..ladders and chairs..hmm?...
It isn't at all what I had in mind, but instead..I'm going to up the ante. You think you could beat Battle in a TLC match Ruben? Alright. Well next week in the main event, it's going to be Ruben Rashard vs. Dice and possibly vs. Laury Saikkonen...the winner will become number one contender AND will get to choose between a TLC, Last Man Standing or Submission match for the undisputed championship!! How's that sound ladies and germs?

The fans explode into cheers!

John Jamison: Is that alright with you Ruben Rashardo?

Ruben has a fake shocked look on his face. He seems to be happy about it.

Ruben Rashard: Well Mr. Jamison, Your offer is so......um......wow. Ruben Rashard versus two jobbers to face Fatty Hart for control of his Undisputed title. That sounds like a deal to me. Oh, and Battle when I win, You'll never know what hit you.

[Battle Hart]

Battle smiles at Ruben who is still standing beside John Jamison with intensity beaming from his eyes.

Battle Hart: Actually, Ruben...you're right. I won't know what hit me, because the fact is you're a small child compared to me. I am seven feet two inches tall, I weigh three hundred and seventy five pounds and that's solid muscle! There is nothing that you could do to me that would knock me off of my feet! I am a brick wall that you cannot and will not break down little man.

Hart turns his attention back to Dice again.

Battle Hart: And YOU? Who the Hell do you think you are? You come down here, get in my face and act like a tough guy? You had your shot at Fall Brawl and you may have escaped that time, but you also witnessed something else Dice. You witnessed the destruction of Cody Storm right before your very eyes. If I can destroy the sinner that was the self proclaimed "God's son"...imagine what I could do to you! I will hold nothing back, the pillars will come crashing down around you Dice Guerra and believe you me, when you mess with a bull you get the horns!

Hart walks backwards a few steps, moving his head from Ruben to Dice, back and forth.

Battle Hart: The fact is Dice, Ruben..."Laury"...NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER BEATEN ME! And you will respect me and you will NOT make a mockery out of the religion that myself and Collin Skyfire have so kindly created to make life better for you sinners, and all of these saved souls!

The "saved souls" of Miami boo nsync with one another and Battle returns, raising his voice even more.

Battle Hart: SO AT NOVEMBER TO REMEMBER, ONE OF YOU WILL BE SAVED. ONE OF YOU WILL HAVE A LIFE CHANGING EXPIERENCE, BUT THE FACT IS THAT CHANGE WILL BE THE TOUGHEST, MOST BRUTUAL THING THAT YOUR BODY HAS EVER ENCOUNTERED! YOU SHINE BRIGHT NOW WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE ON YOU AND YOU ARE IN THE PALM OF CALM HANDS. BUT HOW WILL YOU REACT, HOW WILL YOU REPENT, HOW WILL YOU SEE AFTER THE LIGHTS GO OUT...ON YOU?!

Hart drops the mic and Collin turns the lights off in the arena, then creates a black light effect with the lighting settings in the booth. The black light shows a glowing black cross on the chests of Ruben Rashard and Dice. The two look at eachother a bit confused/freaked out as to what is going on. Gasps as well as boos return as Battle exits over the barricade, into the crowd and Primetime takes a commerical break.